Round Like a Shot
Goint to bed the other night, i noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello', i said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because i've shot them'.
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.
One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'