'Condoms'
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own Condoms and kept the same advertising tagline...
Sainsbury's Condoms - Making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Lickin' good.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real thing.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - "For a longer ride go wild".
FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.
Royal mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, Strong and very very long.
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in About 30 minutes.
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!!
Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just Cannot reach.
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
Mars Condom - A condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!!).
Nokia Condoms - Connecting people.